«BORING, BORING, BORING!!! As usual, 2 boy men who barely have a brain cell between are faced with a pre-stardom PHOENIX MARIE and start out by not hearing her name right but then have nothing intelligible or meaningful to say to this, even then,AMAZING specimen of womanhood that day incorrectly label as a milf(at this stage of the game, she must’ve been in her early to mid 20s – – definitely NOT a milf YET). Following this boring waste of time, once they get her to their taping destination, they proceed to bore us to the point of coma with the same old SAME OLD penis centric video tape shots instead of focusing on what we want to see—HER! The Snoozefest continues with a long drawn out vaginal pounding close-up shot that looks like a mechanical pile driver as opposed to the golden palace of one porndom’s greatest female goddesses, with insult to injury in the form of YET ANOTHER lazy man boy who doesn’t know what to do with a woman’s body during sex and so just lays there with his hands uselessly at his side. Ever hear of breasts, poindexter? They’re what we the audience want to see THE MOST of! Titties make the world go round and are what got Phoenix Marie your useless attention. At least she understood even then The most important aspect of her industry for her gender: Chase the Money! Because there are no longer any John Holmes’ or Peter North’s to be had in the porn industry. You guys might want to go back to fluffing; pornographer or performer isn’t in your wheel house.»
«BORING, BORING, BORING!!! As usual, 2 boy men who barely have a brain cell between are faced with a pre-stardom PHOENIX MARIE and start out by not hearing her name right but then have nothing intelligible or meaningful to say to this, even then,AMAZING specimen of womanhood that day incorrectly label as a milf(at this stage of the game, she must’ve been in her early to mid 20s – – definitely NOT a milf YET). Following this boring waste of time, once they get her to their taping destination, they proceed to bore us to the point of coma with the same old SAME OLD penis centric video tape shots instead of focusing on what we want to see—HER! The Snoozefest continues with a long drawn out vaginal pounding close-up shot that looks like a mechanical pile driver as opposed to the golden palace of one porndom’s greatest female goddesses, with insult to injury in the form of YET ANOTHER lazy man boy who doesn’t know what to do with a woman’s body during sex and so just lays there with his hands uselessly at his side. Ever hear of breasts, poindexter? They’re what we the audience want to see THE MOST of! Titties make the world go round and are what got Phoenix Marie your useless attention. At least she understood even then The most important aspect of her industry for her gender: Chase the Money! Because there are no longer any John Holmes’ or Peter North’s to be had in the porn industry. You guys might want to go back to fluffing; pornographer or performer isn’t in your wheel house.»